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Kung Fu Fool

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Made this ridiculous image to show the Kung Fu friends during our Pulled Pork Party. They all laughed (which I hoped) and all asked me to make one for them. Behold the Kung Fu fool!

Tony Kung Fu

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007 StinkEye

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I doubt this letter is true, but hilarious. A letter supposedly written by Sean Connery to Steve Jobs telling him to stop asking him to be the spokesperson for Apple or at least do a commercial. Waiting for someone to do a parody of this, now.

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Plaid is bad, baby

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My buddy Brad turned me on to this new pattern creator site patternizer.com where you can create really great patterns for your website. It’s a great time saver and totally east to implement. Here’s my first pattern. Not sure where or if I’ll use it, but what the heck. :)

Here’s another… to hurt your eyes

 

 

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Designer’s MX

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I submitted this mix and album cover to designersmx.com. A mixed tape site created by and for designers.

Here’s my mix:

You Faded by Chavez

Personality by The Babies

Stutter by Elastica

Academy Fight Song by No Knife

How To Handle A Rope by Queens of the Stone Age

Two Dollar Polka by Flu Thirteen

Ashtray Monument by Jawbreaker

My Shadow by Jay Reatard

Miner by No Age

Girlfriend by Ty Segall

Queen of Hearts by Fucked Up

Listen to it on Spotify

Here’s the cover

Designer's MX cover

 

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Baby’s First Preloader

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Today I created a GIF preloader for Bookish.com. Doesn’t seem like much of an achievement, but it’s fun when you get to make these small things and see them come to life. The books go up, the books go down and on and on…

Bookish Preloader

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Die Hipster Kidz!!

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I was reading a music mag (which shall remain unnamed) the other day and I cam across a review for the latest Silversun Pickups record. While I am somewhat of a fan of them I wouldn’t consider them to be the most mainstream sounding band or the most indie. They’re just a solid rock band. Cool. And now for the review….

reviewdouche

Ok, someone needs to slap the shit out of these “uber cool” kids for even knowing what’s indie or major label at six-fucking-years-old! And then slap the fuck out of the reviewer for writing this obnoxious review. Then, slap chop yourself, just for good measure. :)

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Ted Danson’s Siamese Hot Dogs!

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Double your pork-byproduct-orgasm! Cheers!
Ted Danson's Siamese Hot Dogs

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Delta Burke’s Turtleneck Pants

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The Fashion Flap.

Delta Burke's Turtleneck Pants

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The Alan Thicke Bread Buoy

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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been stranded at sea and thought “Hey, I’d love some chips an dip right now.” Well now it’s a reality!

The Alan Thicke Bread Buoy

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The Richard Pryor Tampon Radio

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I think there’d be a great co-branded opportunity with Spotify here.

The Richard Pryor Tampon Radio

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