Seriously Bleak

Kung Fu Fool

Anthony — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:12:50 +0000

Made this ridiculous image to show the Kung Fu friends during our Pulled Pork Party. They all laughed (which I hoped) and all asked me to make one for them. Behold the Kung Fu fool!

007 StinkEye

Anthony — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:20:56 +0000

I doubt this letter is true, but hilarious. A letter supposedly written by Sean Connery to Steve Jobs telling him to stop asking him to be the spokesperson for Apple or at least do a commercial. Waiting for someone to do a parody of this, now.

Plaid is bad, baby

Anthony — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:07:21 +0000

My buddy Brad turned me on to this new pattern creator site patternizer.com where you can create really great patterns for your website. It’s a great time saver and totally east to implement. Here’s my first pattern. Not sure where or if I’ll use it, but what the heck.

Here’s another… to hurt your eyes

Designer’s MX

Anthony — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:11:15 +0000

I submitted this mix and album cover to designersmx.com . A mixed tape site created by and for designers.

Here’s my mix:

You Faded by Chavez

Personality by The Babies

Stutter by Elastica

Academy Fight Song by No Knife

How To Handle A Rope by Queens of the Stone Age

Two Dollar Polka by Flu Thirteen

Ashtray Monument by Jawbreaker

My Shadow by Jay Reatard

Miner by No Age

Girlfriend by Ty Segall

Queen of Hearts by Fucked Up

Listen to it on Spotify

Here’s the cover

Baby’s First Preloader

Anthony — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 00:30:16 +0000

Today I created a GIF preloader for Bookish.com. Doesn’t seem like much of an achievement, but it’s fun when you get to make these small things and see them come to life. The books go up, the books go down and on and on…

Die Hipster Kidz!!

Anthony — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:00:59 +0000

I was reading a music mag (which shall remain unnamed) the other day and I cam across a review for the latest Silversun Pickups record. While I am somewhat of a fan of them I wouldn’t consider them to be the most mainstream sounding band or the most indie. They’re just a solid rock band. Cool. And now for the review….

Ok, someone needs to slap the shit out of these “uber cool” kids for even knowing what’s indie or major label at six-fucking-years-old! And then slap the fuck out of the reviewer for writing this obnoxious review. Then, slap chop yourself, just for good measure.

Ted Danson’s Siamese Hot Dogs!

Anthony — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:53:03 +0000

Double your pork-byproduct-orgasm! Cheers!

Delta Burke’s Turtleneck Pants

Anthony — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:17:33 +0000

The Fashion Flap.

The Alan Thicke Bread Buoy

Anthony — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:32:06 +0000

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been stranded at sea and thought “Hey, I’d love some chips an dip right now.” Well now it’s a reality!

The Richard Pryor Tampon Radio

Anthony — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:06:48 +0000

I think there’d be a great co-branded opportunity with Spotify here.