Seriously Bleak

I was reading a music mag (which shall remain unnamed) the other day and I cam across a review for the latest Silversun Pickups record. While I am somewhat of a fan of them I wouldn’t consider them to be the most mainstream sounding band or the most indie. They’re just a solid rock band. Cool. And now for the review….

Ok, someone needs to slap the shit out of these “uber cool” kids for even knowing what’s indie or major label at six fucking years old! And then slap the fuck out of the reviewer for writing this obnoxious review. Then, slap chop yourself, just for good measure.

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But seriously, I’ve been super pissed when I’ve missed a flight, but now enough to get this hysterical. Someone should have slapper her back to reality.

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